Tag: funny
group name: rakenrack
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February 10, 2008 01:47 AM EST --
Tom decided to buy his wife a Valentine gift
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said . . . more
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May 06, 2008 06:35 PM EDT --
You May Be a Chocoholic If ... Your favorite wine is Cocoa Cuvee Brut.
You ever bathe in hot chocolate.
You fall asleep by counting chocolate sheep jumping a chocolate fence.
You have . . . more
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February 12, 2008 10:11 PM EST --
During a commercial airline flight an Army helicopter pilot was seated
next to a young mother with a babe in arms.
When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother
began . . . more
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January 12, 2008 12:32 AM EST --
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation . . . more
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February 27, 2008 10:00 PM EST --
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode . . . more
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February 11, 2008 03:00 AM EST --
Just when you thought it was safe to open your email.....more riddles!
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What did the valentine card say to the . . . more
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February 11, 2008 03:05 AM EST --
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.
After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" . . . more
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February 14, 2008 04:08 AM EST --
I have to agree with this one:
"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a . . . more
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April 22, 2008 12:01 AM EDT --
I get a lot of funny email with jokes and links to humorous sites, but today I received a blooper that literally had me ROFLMAO. I am still laughing. Got to share this one!
Last week, my husband . . . more
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February 27, 2008 04:44 PM EST --
With the current QWC theme of "It happened in Vegas", I thought this joke would be a fun addition. It is not original or intended to be a contest submission. It's just . . . more
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January 18, 2008 08:28 PM EST --
The man named Max who hated going up steep hills?
He was a bit of an anti-climb Max.
The new line of Elvis Presley-themed steakhouses?
They're for people who love meat tender. . . . more
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January 09, 2008 12:05 AM EST --
Something old, Something new
Raindrops trickled down the window pane and teardrops trickled down Laura's cheeks. Her eyes burned and her heart ached with the sting of rejection. After a . . . more
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April 24, 2008 09:21 PM EDT --
Here's one for all the dog lovers!
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive . . . more
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January 07, 2008 03:49 PM EST --
Here are some things that I've learned from my cat:
1. There's always time for playing.
2. No really doesn't mean no. It just means not right now. After a few minutes you can do . . . more
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February 04, 2008 09:12 PM EST --
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong e-mail address...
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the same hotel . . . more
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March 15, 2008 04:11 PM EDT --
I ran across some interesting statistics that I thought you might like to see. Granted I don't know how old these are, but they are still interesting to look at:
Half the world's population . . . more
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June 03, 2008 01:17 PM EDT --
haha...got this in an email, thought I would share.
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January 09, 2008 07:02 PM EST --
I was really needing a good laugh, and one of my friends picked up on my vibe and sent this along to my Inbox.
Hope you get as much of a chuckle out of it as I did:
None of that Sissy CrapAre you . . . more
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June 15, 2008 02:14 PM EDT --
Yesterday we had a long day. It was the Oremfest...a summerfest hosted in my city..orem. We had a lot of fun..My sister's came down from a different city about 80 miles away and they decided to get . . . more
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January 31, 2008 06:37 PM EST --
Fast Drinker
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve soda's and starts drinking them as fast as he can. T
he bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, . . . more
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